poop from the sky

That's probably the stuff your children eat from the ground every year after Santa passes your house.

Child: "Daddy look! Santa's reindeer dropped some chocolate for me!"
Father: "Well Son, that's what we call poop from the sky."

by Santa's Little Helper! December 25, 2011

poop glow

The feeling of euphoria that sets in and stays with you after a huge crap.

Paul: Holy crap, man. I just took a huge shit and now I have the poop glow.

Donny: Shut the hell up man. I don't need to know about your shit.

by bloogablargablargabloop July 31, 2012

poop pebble

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.

'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'

by wigglenips November 22, 2013

poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 11, 2014

poop anxiety

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.

i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.

by phrederick December 21, 2014

poopachoo

When one sneezes and craps ones pants at the same time.

Oh crap! I just had a Poopachoo!

by bobwire70 June 10, 2014

Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.

Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.

by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015