by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018
Get the Pokemon GOmug. The highest Grossing media franchise, Probably because of fantastic looking characters they made such as: Pikachu, Mewtwo, Charizard, Blastoise, Heracross, Gengar, Scizor, Sceptile, Infernape, Garchomp, Rayquaza, Ho-Oh, Metagross, and Not Jynx or Milktank. If you were a kid from the late 90s you pretended not to like it but really you were opening card packs, watching the anime, and playing the games everyday. Now Fake Pokemon Fans exsist complaining about a tree in sword and Shield and How the Brilliant Diamond and Shining Perl Characters are Chibi even though almost every other pokemon game is Chibi.
Nintendo: "Gamefreak you need to make more Pokemon Games to give us money because we're loosing to Sony."
Gamefreak: "Sure just don't make us do it on Hardware that's 11 years old."
Nintendo: "Ok, well have you develop it for hardware that's 11 year sold but in Color!"
Gamefreak: "So what Kind of Pokemon should we make?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " How about a rhino beetle because it's very popular with the Kids in Japan."
Gamefreak: "What should we do with the types?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " We should add types to make psychic bad."
Gamefreak: "Also Let's Make the Poison Type Trash!"
Random Gamefreak worker: "Oh so Like a Poison type that's based on a Pile Of Waste?!"
Gamefreak: "No but I'm going to think about that for about 10 years."
Gamefreak: "Sure just don't make us do it on Hardware that's 11 years old."
Nintendo: "Ok, well have you develop it for hardware that's 11 year sold but in Color!"
Gamefreak: "So what Kind of Pokemon should we make?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " How about a rhino beetle because it's very popular with the Kids in Japan."
Gamefreak: "What should we do with the types?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " We should add types to make psychic bad."
Gamefreak: "Also Let's Make the Poison Type Trash!"
Random Gamefreak worker: "Oh so Like a Poison type that's based on a Pile Of Waste?!"
Gamefreak: "No but I'm going to think about that for about 10 years."
by Bruhman2408 March 19, 2021
Get the Pokemonmug. When an ex-Pokemon player , Plays just about any game or has to make life choises, While also getting the choice of picking something to begin with , But at the same time given an option to ditch that same pick at almost any given time.
Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).
Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).
Tim : "*Picks reksai, At the first carousel in team fight tactics*"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "
Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "
Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"
by MrHangetsu July 20, 2019
Get the Starter Pokemon complexmug. Ash: Let's have a Pokemon battle I'll use Pikachu
Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .
Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100
Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS
Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this
Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!
Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .
Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100
Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS
Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this
Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!
by Pokemon battles May 23, 2019
Get the Pokemonmug. You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022
Get the Pokemonmug. by Nutella B01 May 18, 2021
Get the pokemonmug. 