pokemon go

pokemon go is a dngerous game from the origin of pokemon to mortal disasters

pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*

by luprusz November 11, 2016

pokemon drugs

Hallucinations of pokemon fighting each other.

Yo bro are you on some pokemon drugs?

by Blueberri March 4, 2022

Pokemon journey

trashcena's daddy

Hi pokemon journey how is trashcena?

by Pokemon journey July 9, 2021

Pokemon

This is the best game ever, if you hate it then you are a person who is addicted to bad games like Fortnite and call of duty you suck haters this game rules. This is one of the most popular games in the world and if pokemon were real it would be epic.

Whats the best game ever? Pokemon

by the spazzy man November 1, 2022

Pokemon

A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other

ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT

by BOB>com November 29, 2018

The Pokemon Effect

A self-hatedom. A phenomenon seen in fan communities, in which people who play it the most hate it the most.

Named for the Pokemon community, because nobody hates Pokemon like Pokemon fans.

“There’s people online who hate Pokemon, but still play it a lot.”
“That’s The Pokemon Effect.”

by violetcide February 22, 2023

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023