Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
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Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
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He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023
Get the Chinese Pineapple mug.A violet drink with pineapple is someone who makes a “joined” account between two people to talk shit about people, when it’s just the violet drink dragging them into it.
Person A: I can’t believe you made an account to talk shit about Jess and Ryan! And pulled me into it! You’re such a violet drink with pineapple!
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"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
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You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.
I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.
The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.
The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
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