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perfect pull up

The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.
Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.
by King Aus10 March 7, 2009
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Perfect Life

Sam - Dood, I bet the prom king has a perfect life.
Ron - No, Hes mom died last winter, his dad's a crack head and he has cancer.
by TheClown. August 27, 2009
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Kim Seokjin aka BTS Jin is Most Perfect Male Face in the World
BTS's Jin Crowned “World's Most Perfect FaceAccording To Dutch Scientific Analysis (& Here's Why) Here's how Jin's visuals are mathematically perfect. On June 10, Dutch visual arts team Sluis Painting announced that BTS's Jin had been shortlisted for the title of “The World's Most Perfect Male Face”.
Most Perfect Male Face in the World
by beauty moon February 9, 2021
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perfect

1. an unattainable state that would describe someone who is without any flaws or imperfections.
2. what a boy may call a girl to get her in bed
boyfriend: you are perfect.
girlfriend: aw, i love you.

boy: wow you're perfect.
girl: *kisses boy* (whispers) fuck me.
by yeahloveisntreal January 2, 2010
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Perfection

A woman who manages to combine personality and beauty to make the girl every man dreams about.
I once knew this girl that was smart, funny, sweet, and beautiful. She was all anyone could ever want. She was absolute perfection.
by Kevin Mondor May 4, 2006
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Perfection group

Groups on myspace that accept only the "best" and most "beautiful" or "vain".

if you are accepted into one, you're supposed to feel very good about yourself. (even though a lot of 'perfection groups' accept ugly people anyway)

After being accepted you generally have to put the initials into your myspace name.
I got accepted to the perfection group VIP (vanity is perfection)!! I'm better than you! now I have to go change my name to electronerd3000 VIP or else they'll delete me!
by idontwannasay April 17, 2007
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perf

shorter word for "perfect" when you're too lazy to add the rest of the word
hey katy, your smile is perf!
by mbaKK February 28, 2010
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