Definitions by TheClown.

Perfect Life 

An illusion.

Sam - Dood, I bet the prom king has a perfect life.
Ron - No, Hes mom died last winter, his dad's a crack head and he has cancer.

Perfect Life by TheClown. August 27, 2009

Tool 

Has multiple meanings..

1 - A person who's always used by other people, a loser. People always take advantage of these kind of people.

2 - Male sex organs.

3 - The most awesome metal band ever !

Mac - Hey Jenny, would you like to suck on my Tool ?

Jenny - Yes, I'd love too.

Tool by TheClown. August 27, 2009