dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”

Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.

by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

Panic! at the Disco

Another way of saying Brendon Urie since 2015

Y’all keep saying using they/them pronouns with non-binary people is so hard when we all agreed to still call it Panic! at the Disco even though we all know it’s just Brendon Urie. Oh well hypocrisy.

by A noice sunflower June 12, 2019

Gay Panic

Uenoyama Ritsuka from the TV Anime Given, and manga of same name, is the definition as well as the embodiment of "Gay panic" and "Gay panic face", and by watching this anime, you too, will get the feeling of gay panic better than any words would be able to describe.

Person A: Did you watch the new episode of Given?
Person B: Yea, Uenoyama just screams "Gay Panic"

by ArcaneShiro September 20, 2019

Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018

Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway June 9, 2018

Panic lurk

This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.

My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.

I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.

by SFDanae April 15, 2020

Panic Dogging

What every dogger did the night before lockdown, panicking they won't be able to do it for a while.

Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?

Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.

by Top Dogger April 23, 2020