Pansexual

Pansexual is where you are physically and mentally attracted to frying pans.

“That pan made me pansexual because of how hot and round the edges are.”

by Only correct ones here August 7, 2021

Panshul

A literal god. Every person on this earth is beneath him. Doesn’t speak because speaking can seal someone’s fate

Alpha- omg it’s Panshul. Bow down

by Ugly.__.fairy November 21, 2021

Pansexual

I don’t fuckin know some one who likes pans?

Jeremy the pansexual had sex with his pan

by Suit man the chad June 27, 2022

Pans Peter

Repeating a bad joke over and over until someone acknowledges.

OMG, we heard your joke the first time, stop pans Petering it wasn’t funny.

by Panspeter03 April 26, 2023

Chaos Pansexuals

Someone who is attracted, romantically/sexually/platonically, to anyone of any gender identity. But they are marked by a constant vortex of evolving and confusing attachments and connections. Often they are ethically non-monogamous or polyamorous. Also, often confused with disaster bisexuals.

"How are all my disaster bisexuals and chaos pansexuals doing tonight?!?" -local burlesque host starting the show

by ResidentChaosPansexual February 24, 2022

ur ancestors pansexual

More powerful than “Ur mom gay,” “Ur dad lesbian,” and “your granny tranny.”

Every time someone says this to you, one generation of your family becomes pansexual.

Bob: ur mom gay
Jon: ur ancestors pansexual

Bob:*watches in fear as the first generation of his family become so pansexual and dies*

by Daddy.Meme.Master69 May 10, 2018

pansexual

Bi-sexual people who almost always remarkably look like Peter-pan and choose other Peter-pan look-alikes to have sex with. This may or may not occur in large groups which most closely resembles and gathering of woodland elves in heat.

They reject the binary trappings of life that brought us such trivial notions such as computers and the internet.

My girlfriend just told me she's pansexual and I asked her what that meant. She said "We define labels. Labels do not define us.” To which I said, "but you just told me you're pansexual?"

by DM2954 October 15, 2015