phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.

Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.

by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021

Phantom Grab

When you reach for a object that isn't there purely out of habit

Mike recently quit smoking and reached for a cigarette that was no longer in his pocket.

Mike: shit man, I just did a Phantom Grab

by PogChamp3 June 6, 2022

Phantom Tantrum

When a person creates his or her own alternative version of a free of charge, viable, fully functional product or service in anger because of hatred towards the creator of the product or service.

Person 1: "I am really mad at that guy, I'm going to make an exact replica of his service just to annoy him! Haha, what a le epic troll I am!"

Person 2: "There's no need to have a Phantom Tantrum."

by Jamaican Man April 6, 2014

Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020

Phantom Car

This isn’t really I word but more of a term. So phantom car is when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car. There is science behind it, which is what you’re really hearing is cars passing by on a neighboring street. Also it can be more than a car you’re hearing it might be a motorcycle, but the term is phantom car.

For example say you are walking with someone and you start to cross the street, the person you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” what you will tell them is it is just phantom car.

by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022