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Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.
"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
by ycart September 14, 2010
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Get on this munch

A phrase that is used to share good food with someone else.
Man1: What are you eating, man?

Man2: Some great steak, man. Get on this munch!
by What890 July 30, 2010
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Cyber-munch

Noun.

The act of eating out a female via the internets. Predominantly used to refer to a lesbian.

Also: "Cyber-munched" "Cyber-munching"
"So, last night I was cyber-munching my girlfriend and she came all over the screen."
by reignofhavoc May 13, 2010
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Anal Munch

Someone who eats out another male or females butthole. Similiar to someone who gives rimjobs, but with teeth.
Dude his lips and mouth totally show that he is an anal munch.
by Anal muncher May 29, 2010
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bug munching savages

Name given by peacekeepers to the participants in the yugoslav civil war in the ninties.
Those freakin Serbs/Croats/Bosnians who commited murders during the war are a bunch of bug munching savages.
by dr July 22, 2008
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Ball Munch

1. Somebody who saturates another person's testicle(s) with the tongue and saliva.

2. A condescending faggot.
"Yo momma iz a ball munch."

"George Lakoff is a ball munch."
by Salman Grundie December 30, 2007
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Dildo Munch

a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.
Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.
by Rob and John January 27, 2009
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