chair job

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

by Dbag Express October 20, 2010

calling a chair

The reserving/holding of a chair for the time limit called
-originated in smith's point camp grounds NY

1)you must be sitting in the chair when you call it
2)you must be back down by the time limit called or its void
3)you cant sit anywhere else after you call 20 minutes or the chair you called it on is free

*The largest quantity of time allowed to be called is twenty minutes but you can call anything under that as well

Bobby:I'm hungry, im gonna go get something to eat quick, 20 mins

Tim:Yes i can finally sit down

Bobby: You can sit down until i come back but i called 20 mins

Tim:Ohh yeahh thats right, the 20 mins rule, i didnt hear you calling a chair, im sorry

by 20minsrulee June 13, 2009

chair crunk

to do crunk dancing in a chair. works best in rocking &/or pivoting chairs eg. office chairs

wow that girl can chair crunk

by originalnoodlegirl July 3, 2011

a fuckin chair

When you are not a chair but a fucking chair

Person 1: You chair
Person 2: Im not a chair
Person 1: Your right your a fuckin chair

by wowicreatedaword March 13, 2020

Lawn-Chair

Camping in COD with a launcher. Thus, lawnchair. Punny eh?

AH SHIT. the guy is lawn-chairing around the corner. lawnchair

by Ilove Tokill June 9, 2011

Dutch Chair

A person mades a fart in a chair making it stay in then leaves leaving it for the next person to sit down and a wiff of the fart

NOOO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR ITS FILLED WITH FARTS BECAUSE ITS A DUTCH CHAIR !

by Mrdistractions October 6, 2010

Bro Chair

a comfortable reclining lounge chair usually found in a living room. bros will put one in the bed of their bro trucks so that when they're out and bro-ing around they can kick back and relax at a moments notice. a relaxed bro is a happy bro, bro

Flatbiller#1 Nice Bro chair in the back of your bro truck, bro how do you even get into the bed to sit in it?
Flatbiller #2 HAHA bro, its just there for looks

by BlueBreadTruck December 17, 2010