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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.
"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"
by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005
mugGet the Bite My Shiney Metal Assmug.
when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one
"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit
by faeyrfvebyi April 18, 2019
mugGet the eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shitmug.

Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
mugGet the Rats up my assmug.

Shunt in my ass

An expression for something annoying that sucks your energy
That homeless guy took my money. What a shunt in my ass!
by younggong May 16, 2025
mugGet the Shunt in my assmug.

My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe
My ass is 50-50 fat
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
mugGet the My assmug.

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.
person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
by queefinator4 March 5, 2023
mugGet the rash in my assmug.

My ass

The things he do to my ass… it hate sex
by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021
mugGet the My assmug.

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