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Tourist in your own town

Giving yourself a rim job
Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town
by Nolatourist June 11, 2016
mugGet the Tourist in your own townmug.

stapling your own hand

by pdtd December 3, 2021
mugGet the stapling your own handmug.

Sip your own lean

-Whatcha doin bruh
-Nothing b, sip your own lean
by Jackrabbit101 September 13, 2016
mugGet the Sip your own leanmug.

Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
mugGet the Half of everything I ownmug.

lean on your own lunch

When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side
Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you
by Ezza N June 29, 2015
mugGet the lean on your own lunchmug.

Backing into your own stink

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink
by DocM&M September 4, 2019
mugGet the Backing into your own stinkmug.

puff your own joint

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?
by sri22 March 5, 2011
mugGet the puff your own jointmug.

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