Nonce

Usually a person who is strange and smells like shit

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

A person that has an affectionate attitude to a person not of legal age

That Max guy seems like a bit of a nonce I'd keep him away from schools if I were you

by Jota be kidding November 24, 2019

Nonce

A man who tries chatting up those younger than him. Will also possibly be looking for sexual activity

Man 1: Who's that finlay mchale guy is he a nonce?

Man 2: Yeah I saw I'm chatting up a girl in the year below.

Man 1: what a nonce

by BinSap August 9, 2021

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 17, 2022

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019