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I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care
"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"
by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025
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I don't need to

Anything I have "done" to justify anything is entirely hypothetical.
Hym "I don't need to. These fucking half-wits are going to do what they are going to do either way. That's what ya'll don't seem to understand. The thing that you're doing was already happening. You don't like that I was "talking shit" but all these ignorant motherfuckers do is talk shit. I'm not going to kill myself over it BUT your kids might. So... There you go! Enjoy. You all love it. You all get to feel better than someone. I'm not going to learn a lesson and you kids will break before I will. It just don't matter. They don't actually care. All I've done here is give them something to pretend to care about."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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I don't wanna die

I don't want to die NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Reaper:You will die tomorrow.
You:NO, I don't wanna die.
by Phinbtxfjimk January 1, 2019
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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
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