Cal U

Welcome to Cal U of PA. Our college is located a few minutes off of I-70 and is basically a mile long. Yeah, there may be one gas station, one stop light, and no fast food, but we know our way around a good time and always have a drink in both hands. Worried about finding a place to park? Don't worry! With our broken down $20 million parking garage that is not accessible, you can find a good spot down in the river lot, don't forget to bring some popcorn because you'll be stuck at the train tracks for a solid 15-20 minutes. Just another excuse for us to be late to class. Looking for good eats? Had a stressful week? Don't worry, with our thirsty thursdays you'll be lucky to find yourself at the same damn party every week. Located in the middle of nowhere and looking for a nice place to hike? Well today is your lucky day because the only place to hike here is from Qwik Fil down to good old Todd's. Here at Cal U we get fantastic education and even though we are a small school that people constantly ask why we live in PA if we go to school the whole way in California, you'll always find us gathering in a giant circle with our arms around each other singing the great Wagon Wheel and tossing back a can of Natty Light because let's face it, that's really all we can afford. So cheers to another semester, because no matter if you transfer or graduate, us rat bastards always find our way back to the old town of California, Pennsylvania.

Those cal u bitches are crazy

by Anonymous16247 February 23, 2019

u out

At the end of a statement that's crazy or intense involving something that happened whether it's really really good or terrible the response it u out. And you say it fast.

Andrew:Damn she said "come over it's just her and her girlfriend no parents are home, and that we gon have a lil fun ;)"
Andrews friend Josh: "damn... u out."

Alex: "I just won free vacation to bahamas for a week....."
Chris: "u out"

by U out July 21, 2017

luh u

The sleepy way for typing “love you”.; the stage in between saying goodnight and I love you

Person 1: luh u gn
Person 2: luh u too :)

by Poorlywalrus0522 March 9, 2019

ew no u

what you call someone after they fire a no u

someone who has a dry taste in memes and uses pointless subjects such as zodiac signs to show their superiority.

they also bite people's hands, gets higher in pitch when they're angry and are probably a midget.

ew no u 's normally have names like Hanna and Ezra.

you: fluorine uranium carbon potassium uranium

them: no u

you: ew no u

them: *gasps*

by danisaman.com April 12, 2019

NCT U

NCT U is a sub unit of NCT or Neo Culture Technology Under the entertainment group SM. SM dosent give a FUCK about that group 7th sense and boss WHERE THE SHIT. as one wise man named mark lee said “and that’s a long ass ride” he made it ICONIC..... AND THEY NEED MORE SONG MAKE NCT U A FIXED UNIT

kpop stan : hey you should listen to nct u

there sibling : ew no *walks away*

*later that day*
kpop stan: hey do you hav-
sibling - UH AND THATS A LONG ASS RIDE

by markleeslefttoenail August 8, 2020

final no u

counters "no u" and "infinity no u" using the definition of the world "final". Use this to add another comeback chance for yourself.

enemy: haha noob
you: no u
enemy: infinity no u
you: final no u
enemy: haha trash you can't even win me
you: (epic argument)

by roasting god July 4, 2022

U Sub

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of finding the derivative in Calculus, this is actually the premise of a toxic joke, known as a "deez nuts" joke. Ask a person who does not know calculus to explain U Sub, and when they respond with a question along the lines of "what is U Sub", the setup for the deez nuts joke is complete.

"Hey can you explain U Sub to me?"
"What's U Sub?"
"U Submerged yo face in deez nuts!!!!"

by MackSneale July 12, 2022