mickey mouse bullshit

A term used for issues that seem incredibly irritating and miniscule.

"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."

by Andrew Wesker December 30, 2007

bullshit ass nigga

worthless dude, someone who has no value or substance to anything they say or do

Did Joe come by today? Man, that bullshit ass nigga aint even show up.

by Creek Dawg March 9, 2014

Pulling An Edgy Bullshit

Faking your own death on your social media page in order to gain more followers.

Person 1: Oh my god! This meme page owner just killed himself!
Person 2: No he didn't, he's just pulling an edgy bullshit

by Nyan_Kitten_Nyan July 7, 2016

territorial fae bullshit

It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.

It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.

*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn

Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.

Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.

*crash noises*

Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.

*Aelin sighs

Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.

rowan sizing up someone.
Aelin: Stop with the territorial fae bullshit

by distractedlydriven August 27, 2019

Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

back on my bullshit

def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"

def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."

Alright I had my time of sadness. Back on my bullshit let’s get it.

by bria333 December 9, 2017

I call bullshit

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.

Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011