Nelson

A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.

God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.

by Mrs beast February 24, 2020

Nelson Street

A place you do NOT want to be at no PART during the day/night. If you go on Nelson Street you might as well text your parents "Sorry for dying before you". Nelson Street is the REAL LIFE WARZONE.

Lars: Where did Gage go?
Harley: I think he took the shortcut down Nelson Street.
Lars: Shit, I wonder what casket we are going to get him.

by ReidOnNelsonStreet December 11, 2021

pupper nelson

A bad ass dog who can fuck your mom by one glance he also goes by the name “Walter”

Yo watch your mom Pupper Nelson’s in town

by Zurdle July 1, 2020

Nelson

The most moto marine ever

Me-“ I don’t want to pt tomorrow”
Nelson-“ come on don’t be a shit bag pt is fun”

by Shitbagmarine June 25, 2021

gage nelson

Gage nelson is a chav-But he has a huge di** and is a decent person-He is me mandem and i hope to get a cheeky nandos with him

"Oi,ur a gage nelson my mandem

by Gafuba April 7, 2020

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022