Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025

mindy Nelson

A fat count and a big narcissist that can’t hand the truth and blames other ppl to make herself feel good.

I’m mindy Nelson and I’m not happy with myself

by Mike Hanson August 24, 2023

Nelson

A Nelson is a kid with severe brain damage

Look at Isaac Next to Nelson. Isaac Looks so cute

- Girls

by ItzPlix December 5, 2021

Dainty Nelson

A man with dainty hands, but who otherwise acts as if his hands are superior to others.

That Dainty Nelson shouldn't be commenting on my small hands.

by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans

Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.

by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022