nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
by a male woman May 06, 2017
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jealous nelson

A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).
Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!
by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021
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Bennie Nelson

Do not sacrifice anything for this little girl! She is the most cruel selfish righteous peice of poo poo in the world

Some would describe her as a mother of earth but I’d describe her as mother of her own destruction.

GL C:
This Bennie Nelson is a savage but dam she cruel asf.

She’s horrible at affection and loving one another. She can’t make any sacrifices for anyone besides her on self being. She one selfless female dog.
by Gotruckyourself March 18, 2019
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Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.
"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"
by OliverNelsonFan42 January 07, 2025
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nelson antonio

A gay bitch that enjoys anal and giving head. He also is a fat little cunt that doesn’t know how to pronounce Tristan.
by Dickkheadbuster9973 January 22, 2018
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doing his Nelson Eddy

doing his Nelson Eddy
My dad was doing his Nelson Eddy in the bath
by Marlyyy October 27, 2017
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Randy nelson

Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).
Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.
by Jennifer short November 10, 2022
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