MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

by rock fan August 18, 2003

music teacher butt

possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.

1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?

2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!

by friznani August 12, 2007

remember when music used to be good?

A recurring douchebag catchphrase used to summarize one's contempt for mainstream music, often in a narrow-sighted, nitpicking sort of manner. Instead of making an effort to find better songs and sticking with them, those of the douchebag kind usually throw all music into a slop bucket of discontent, grouping together genres and artists that could actually be liked by them if given a chance.

Tony: There are a few artists nowadays I don’t like.

Brad: Yeah, all music sucks now. Remember when music used to be good?

by PizzaGoblin August 7, 2017

Ultra Music Festival

The most mindblowing music festival ever. Mostly techno music such as Deadmau5, David Guetta, etc. It's simply heaven on a stage.

Ultra Music Festival was the greatest fucking thing ever this year, I'm definetley going back!

by fkjasdkfjafadfaer August 10, 2010

Nintendo Music

Artistically masterful songs found in any and all of Nintendo's wide library of games. This is the best music ever created, or ever to be created, in the entire universe, and of the entire universe of any alter-dimensions.

Green Greens
Animal Crossing theme
Mario songs
Fire Emblem theme

by Dougo November 19, 2003

Electronic Body Music

EBM are NOT electro.
Electric Body Music springs from Industrial with the main differance that it´s more dance-oriented. Not in the way like the common Euro-Dance and such, but in havin' a more defined bassline, very repetive beats, and heavy processing.
The name comes from an interview with, if I remember right, Richard 23 of the Belgian group Front 242, trying to describe there music.
EBM are part of an umbrella-genre called Synth, including New Romantic (Depeche Mode, Human League), Electro (Kraftwerk, Erasure), Industrial (Skinny Puppy, Das Ich, Neubauten), Noisemusic (Brighter Death Now, Martzbow), Italo Disco (Laserdance, Koto) and New Age (Vangelis, Jean-Michel Jarre, Enya) to name a few.

Among the biggest names in the EBM scene are Front 242, Nitzer Ebb, VNV Nation (Victory Not Vengance), Covenant, :Wumpscut: and some other I don´t bother mentioning right now ;-)

by Christian van Caine February 20, 2004

Real Music

Real Music is music in general. It has no specific genre.

All music is real music and no one can say other wise unless they want to look like a dumbass.

Dalithews harassed the young girl for not listening to real music as she played Caravan Palace on her iPod. She smiled and said "Just because it's not an 80's rock ballad, doesn't mean it's not music. Get a life dumbass"

by NegaKupid September 14, 2012