Musician

1.A person who plays a musical instrument very well or can write music.

2. A person who can convert feelings into music artistically

Chick: Hey, what do you do.

Dude: I play guitar, I'm a musician.

Chick: Oh cool. Let's have hardcore sex!

by DimeFan04 February 19, 2009

80's music

80's music consisted mostly of whiny guitars, semi-human(as in: never too masculine) voices and better lyrics in general than most/all of the hip-hop/pop songs that you will find on the radio today. Chances are, if the music sounds like a cross between innocently thundering guitars and lukewarm/strong drugs, it's 80's music. If there's a music video involving a singer with a spectacular vocal range and hair combed halfway up to the ceiling dancing on a stage with horrid patterns on his skin-tight outfit, it's 80's music. If you're too young understand the political references in the lyrics or just old enough to remember what they were about, it's 80's music. If a man wearing an 'I love the 80's!' t-shirt suddenly looks up at the supermarket and names a Duran Duran song to the nearest person, it's 80's music. If you go to amazon or e-bay and type '80's music' into the search field, it's 80's music. No, really, it's true.

Guitar: screech
Kid wearing a Pink Floyd shirt: Woah, that's so 80's music!

by Datfish September 19, 2005

high school musical

A shitty movie made by disney. any girl prep that you walk by will be talking about it. specifically saying "liek omg zac izzzzz soooooooo hot!"

katlyn: hey have you seen high school musical?

Ashley: liek omg yeah! zac is sooo hot i would totally buy him some american eagle crap!

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 6, 2006

MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

by rock fan August 18, 2003

music teacher butt

possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.

1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?

2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!

by friznani August 12, 2007

remember when music used to be good?

A recurring douchebag catchphrase used to summarize one's contempt for mainstream music, often in a narrow-sighted, nitpicking sort of manner. Instead of making an effort to find better songs and sticking with them, those of the douchebag kind usually throw all music into a slop bucket of discontent, grouping together genres and artists that could actually be liked by them if given a chance.

Tony: There are a few artists nowadays I don’t like.

Brad: Yeah, all music sucks now. Remember when music used to be good?

by PizzaGoblin August 7, 2017

Ultra Music Festival

The most mindblowing music festival ever. Mostly techno music such as Deadmau5, David Guetta, etc. It's simply heaven on a stage.

Ultra Music Festival was the greatest fucking thing ever this year, I'm definetley going back!

by fkjasdkfjafadfaer August 10, 2010