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sam murphy

A sad prick that hacks gta 5
by Jebend September 18, 2016
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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
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Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
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adam murphy

A nice folk with a large and round ass
Ur grannies skin fade is such an adam Murphy
by Karlcockmccleave February 13, 2018
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Murphy

A pet neck warmer, usually made of fleece or other soft flexible fabric. A Murphy is designed in a tube like fashion to sit comfortably around a pets neck.

Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.
“Honey, Don’t forget to slip on Fido’ s Murphy when you take him out to potty”
by Sunshine Daze December 1, 2019
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Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.
Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.
by fxlesaint December 2, 2019
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Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »
by Canadiah December 12, 2019
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