Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".

by BigGayLion January 3, 2015

Wop Mopping

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.

Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.

by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022

Mopped

To be sweeped, or be bad at something.

“bro I'm so mopped”
“Nah, go mew”

by skymine123 July 16, 2024

mopped

when potato salad goes up your nose

look! That dude got mopped!

by Ozzy & sam December 3, 2020

Mop

The crustiest flabbing dollar tree ass looking bitch , that's the offspring of jaba the hut and big bird fucking in the backwoods.

Mops waistline be ever expanding this milky way

Mops so fat her visceral layer is as thick as the lost sea scrolls

Mop is fresh ashore orange county

I'm going to swoosh her around the bucket brillo pad ass looking hair makes a great toilet brush

by Spek257 November 12, 2021

Mopping

Slang for the practice of self gratification but using both hands at the same time in an overhand fashion.

I caught Steve mopping in his room last night.

by anonymous July 13, 2023

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024