What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Moist yute

Moist yute moist youte/ moist guy
: describes a cringe-inducing individual. One to potentially be naive or just clearly unaware of an underlying plumb-like essence to themselves as a person or in a specific context.

Upbringing can play a role in the word being used harshly to diminish one’s reputation as simply a yute youth - not adult. In that context, the word is used more time to hurt one’s rep innit?

Can be used in a number of other instances however:
“Bro don’t bring jimmy round the bando no more”
“…why?””-cos. my mans a moist yute! ”
Or
“Omggg baddie ting just gave me the look might have to approach.. but first, let me back out the Armani monogram branded MAN side pouch/messenger travel sack™️. Btw bro can i borrow your snakeskin BB Simon swarovski crystal encrusted belt? ”
“NO! … this moist yute. And stop over describing the garments bruv ”
Bros a moist yute, saw his yard, lowkey a nurturing environment
by gorillafriedchicken March 24, 2023
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Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet
"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"
by Human_cum August 25, 2016
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moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history
Get those moist chunks away from me.
by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021
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Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020
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Moist Edgar

A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks
I just did a fire Moist Edgar
by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023
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