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mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
by Gnargomel December 6, 2016
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mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.
You have a little mustache milk leftover.
by Llama dad January 8, 2017
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mustache dick

i have a mustache dick
by Asshairy September 5, 2017
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mustache moan

when a girl rubs her mouth on you mustache and moans while doing it
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mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.
Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.
by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017
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Mustache High Five

excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay
Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something
by SNDSKY October 23, 2018
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Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.
Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.
by bush3102 June 30, 2020
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