mexican machete

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

by ElyseJade June 1, 2005

Mexican Rattlesnake

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rattle snake

after dinner nick gave chads girlfriend a mexican rattlesnake while chad was sleeping

by Noahkinseth January 17, 2009

Mexican Ginger

a mexican ginger is a rare species of ginger found in the mexican population, they are often found in mexican trenches and are invlolved in hecartel. Their diet consists of bacon and tacos, and they are considered to be the ancient master race of the mexicans. All mexicans bow down to and worship these beings for they are their saviour.

Man 1: "Im going to church next week, to pray for forgiveness from the Mexican Ginger gods"

Man 2: "Ok man, see ya, I'm going to worship my statue of the my Mexican Ginger"

by Taco Ginger January 11, 2014

Mexican Herpes

is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.

Dude! Jayme contracted Mexican herpes after he fucked that donkey show performer.

by LucianoLucky3232 May 22, 2010

mexican blindfold

The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes and just smear it everywhere so they cant see.

Me and Cody got so fucked last night, and when we woke up we had mexican blindfolds on.

by Cody Wilson (loc) June 25, 2006

Mexican faucet

when meat/cheese/etc. falls out of your taco or burrito

the man didnt realise his Mexican Faucet was running at Taco Bell yesterday

by sis woodlands April 23, 2015

Mexican washed

someone who has picked up the lingual as well as customs of a real mexican.

Kyle is so Mexican washed.

by Monsterlover June 13, 2010