The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
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Get the Squirrel Method mug.When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
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Get the The McClair Method mug.The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
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Get the MAF method mug.Fiend slang for the sexual act of inserting a rod into ones urethra (especially that of a mans). Used commonly by Homosexuals, Thugs, and self proclaimed "BBC Fiends".
Term likely originates from Gay Pornography or a popular online porn gif of an elderly man inserting a metal rod into his penis labeled "method 6".
Similar to the act of Urethral Sounding, but termed specifically towards men.
Term likely originates from Gay Pornography or a popular online porn gif of an elderly man inserting a metal rod into his penis labeled "method 6".
Similar to the act of Urethral Sounding, but termed specifically towards men.
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Gay Man 2: Yes, Method 6 is my personal favorite for the act of fiending. May I join in your thug hunting session? I really would enjoy indulging in Homosexual activity.
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I just shook robert downey jr.'s hand through the transactive method cause he opened the door in front of me then I opened it!!!
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"Have you ever tried the Yan Yan Method?"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
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