memeosexualic

A joke that is intended to be taken as a joke or a meme rather than any other meaning.

Lol, I am being memeosexualic not gay!

by weepingbird23 December 15, 2020

peterosexual

Someone who is only and only attracted to Peter Steele.

Hey man! I'm peterosexual.
What does that mean.
I'm only attracted to Peter Steele.

by gravved February 6, 2021

Heterosexual

A person who likes the same gender to the point where they cant stand to be near the same gender are they will get hard

Bro you really are a heterosexual, stop trying to suck me

by NothingThink77 November 16, 2021

Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021

Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.

The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Neterosexual

Person who is gay but ONLY online.

Person 1: So do you guys like men?
Person 2: Can i put it in your butt?
Person 3: Only if you pee in my butt.
Person 4: This discord has gotten fucking gay.
Person 1 : It's only gay in real life online I'm neterosexual.

by Diddy514 December 19, 2021

mateosexual

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one

sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool

by myku March 4, 2022