Melvin

A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.

Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.

by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019

Melting my cheese

When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.

I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.

by BlueGarnet January 2, 2020

Melting chapstick

making out

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night

by bastardcryptid February 23, 2020

Melting

drinking or partying on a patio or rooftop.

I'm over by the lake just melting.

by DagoRed March 10, 2020

Melvin

AMAZING, just an amazing boy who will own your heart, smart, artistic, wonderful to talk to, funny and kind. Will say he is an angry type of person, but he is just the sweetest guy ever.

Look at that guy, he's such a Melvin!

by TheRaccoonMan April 5, 2020

Melvin

melvin is a man with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack. He is also very kind.

Oh, look over there, that guy is so melvin

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

a guy with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack.

oh look over there, that guy is so melvin!

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020