Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021

Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”

I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI

by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018

carol mcdonald

A smoking hot slut from the harbour who sucks dick like no ones business. She can be spotted with her two for one deal with her daughter Jenny McDonald

Damn I loved when carol McDonald sucked my chessy dick

by Lick my balls till I squirt June 28, 2018

Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.

Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.

by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016

Ronald McDonald

A clown at the McDonald's food chain. He secretly rapes children and vandalizes the burger kings palace

Ronald McDonald is an asshole

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

Mcdonald's Olivia

The most annoying chatbot you will ever meet. She is feared throughout the lands. She has super anime powers and cannot be defeated. She is the ultimate succogoon. Even insane people like BOZ The Bear cannot use their force powers on her because she has super fast typing power.

You are the ultimate Mcdonald's Olivia.

by Boz The Bear May 16, 2020

The mcdonald's effect

When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"

Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys

Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.

by La frasé del dia May 2, 2023