moolie machete

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.

Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.

by La'Rell August 31, 2017

joe macchia

joe macchia is a kid who is nice,but also mean.If joe macchia says something he will do it no matter what it takes.If his best friend is hurt he helps,if a girl is being harassed he stands up no matter what.He is also a simp for girls.

that kid is litrally a joe macchia

by notjoemacchia November 7, 2020

daddy machete

Known as machete he found himself a big haxor in the swatting and ddos community

This guy also got passed around by every girl

But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1

Daddy Machete/Machete

by Tha feds February 17, 2021

Ralph Macchio

Ralph Macchio is very attractive, especially in the 80s and 90s. He’s stared in some great movies but most importantly, he’s hot . RALPHY my bae <3

Ralph Macchio solos your favs

by Ilovedaniellarusso February 24, 2022

Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018

den Sep machen

When someone uses kitchenknives in an most unsafe way, always in danger of hurting him- or herself

So wie er das Messer benutzt, wird er hoffentlich nicht den Sep machen

by Benny8Westside September 20, 2020

Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

by C J F September 12, 2008