Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”
by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021
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Jut Master

A jut master is an individual that has an undeniably amazing ability to lie and deceive others consistently.

A true jut master is never caught out in their lie.
Brendan is a jut master
Dont listen to William he's a jut master
by Tank.com October 04, 2018
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ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).
Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.
by dadlyman June 04, 2011
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punani master

it means you dominate all the poontang in the world, from land to sea
Pierre: Bro, your the punani master!
Adi: Right on!
by asasasasasasa June 30, 2014
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Master p

Ok, VERY SIMPLE! A bitch :|
He cant rap.... MAKE EM SAY UUUUUUUUUUH!
by Rahim February 27, 2005
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Wrestling with the masters

Wrestling with the masters means to attempt to understand the full depth and meaning of various literature and art work of a renown artist. The "masters" would be defined as Steinbeck, Poe, Faulkner, Shakespeare, Homer, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Alexandre Dumas, Updyke, et al.
John was struggling with his English Lit. Course, he was Wrestling with the masters, reading such works by Dumas and Von Goethe.

by Frederick1976 March 14, 2009
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Rhyme Master

Someone who really knows how to rhyme. They can rhyme pretty much everything, and make alot of rhymes about sexual things. But those are always fun. And every rhyme he/she makes is pretty funny.
Person: "Christmas Sex Christmas sex. jingle bells strapped your balls, while your parents are buying you presents at shopping malls. Your in there bedroom with you girl beside you, its time for a banging its past your Que. It's time for some good fashioned fun, and I'm not gonna stop until I'm done."

Girl: "Well you are not getting laid by that, but you are definitely the Rhyme Master"
by SomeWhatFunnyGuy December 21, 2009
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