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Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
by SteadWhise October 12, 2014
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Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.
I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...
by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011
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Discord Bot Manager Day

December the 11th is Discord Bot Manager Day.
On this date all Discord Bot Managers are allowed to permanent ban all people for the month so that they can have a nice nice and relaxed month of no spams in DM's about broken discord bots.
Man, Discord Bot Manager Day is in a few days and I cant wait to ban everyone for a month!
by DiscordBotManager December 9, 2020
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managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians
Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now
by aodcarth September 19, 2022
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management rail

A channeled path. A forced direction used for management. Similar to a train track rail. It can be added to or removed from to enable extra or less areas for the rail to connect to, but it remains dedicated to its channeled directions.
In Atlanta, I am having difficulties with the management rail.

If I add a device, I better make sure to expand the management rail.

The management rail should be able to reach all devices you want to manage.
by A_Tech_01 March 14, 2013
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Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022
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Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.
Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.
by EggsRSides April 7, 2022
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