major pressa

Fine, hot, gorgeous, beautiful,

magnificent

Rebecca: oh, Heather, look it’s Niko.
Heather: He is SO Major Pressa 🤌🏻✨

by fucbrett October 17, 2021

Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.

P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.

by TheTrollUhate March 02, 2016

MAJOR AIDS

A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.

That guy has MAJOR AIDS. I wouldn’t go near him; probably for the AIDS touch.

by spienator101 November 14, 2023

John Major

The peas are good tonight dear

"The peas are good tonight dear" -John Major

by Among us nft April 19, 2022

Major Grindage

When Mr. Holley is ready to eat lunch

Mr. Holley - "Alrighty estudiantes its time for some major grindage"

by OkayNesko August 31, 2023

Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

by cassx2 January 14, 2025

Major Gun

One who carries a big gun but has a unit of unknown size.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.

Major Gun was beep beep beeeeeeeped by itooted.

by itooted August 22, 2003