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marijuana

A drug that is illegal in most places of the world and can make you have allucinations and will make you dumber for hours.
The marijuana makes me go high
by Duckie fluffys duffys pie August 23, 2016
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Marijuana

Legal in 23 states across the US. This plant has numerous names such as: Weed, etc. There are 2 main ways to receive Marijuana into your system. Smoking it and/or eating it. Marijuana can increase a person's appetite, make them feel tired, be more enthusiastic and happy,. Although smoking it can increase your chance of heart attack as it is known to increase heart rate while under the influence also known to kill brain cells this drug is medically is used for people with arthritis, wounded muscles, people with anorexia (unable to eat due to muscle failure) and so on so forth. In the world of drugs Marijuana has been the least worried drug about since of all the people needing the special plant. This drug cannot kill you, proven by scientists this drug has actually helped maintain a good handful of people to not hurt themselves and to be less shy. In my personal experience this drug is been believed to be more dangerous than news and others have it out there to be. In MY opinion if a person were to do this drug it would be better to eat it because there is no risk of lung cancer from eating it and will not kill brain cells on the other hand smoking will kill brain cells, increase chance of lung cancer
Marijuana is a drug scientifically proven to create a time period of felicity
by Street_Meanin' July 25, 2016
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marijuana heaven

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.
-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!
by HornyTeenager63 June 19, 2016
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marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.
marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed
by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016
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marijuana day

stonner: happy marijuana day hoes.
non stonner: what the fuck is that.
by brim0217 April 20, 2017
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marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
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