Machine Gun Funk

AK-47 or any other related strains of marijuana.

Puff Daddy: "Yo Biggie, did you get that AK-47?"

Notorious B.I.G.: "Yeah Diddy, I got that Machine Gun Funk, nigga."

by HeteroSkolnikian February 19, 2012

blood machine

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."

My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!

by FMchubs May 18, 2005

fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar

Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is

by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009

Washing Machine

A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine

“I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”

by SAC July 31, 2019

tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

Boner Machine

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015