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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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morable horribles

(adjective) A feeling of reflection, often used when reminiscing over a morally ambiguous decision.

Every person has their own unique level of morality stability - which ultimately will determine how horrible they can possibly feel.
Man 1 - Do you not feel bad for telling everyone Jack's secret?
Man 2 - Yeah, im the worst. I got a case of the morable horribles.
by HorrisPMcTea March 23, 2024
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moralphobe

Purposely unflattering term (or label) given to a person that has an extreme leftist ideology who refuses to defend their position other than calling others names like "homophobe", "racist", "sexist" (and other "isms" words). Usually given a person with an extreme secular or atheist outlook, but lately the "lgbt" alphabet community is earning the term more often.

A person that gives lip-service to being tolerant, but in reality has great disdain for anyone that does not subscribe to their positions and will resort to calling them names instead of fairly debating the ideas behind the positions.
I went to a movie discussion forum and was amazed how many moralphobes deadpanned Matt Walsh's movie that hadn't even bothered to view the film.
by LowOiL September 29, 2024
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Moral fashion

The inauthentic pronouncement of moral positions one does not truly hold or understand in an effort to gain the respect, admiration, and/or acceptance of others. The individual in question may repeat talking points they heard in filter bubbles or stage a meltdown when questioned on anything that reveals an internal contradiction or requires more than a surface-level understanding.
Samantha distrusts others, but promotes socialism. She has no idea what she's talking about. It's all just moral fashion with her.
by bleeping_lifeboat223 October 8, 2024
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Moral Scapegoat

Created by Blacklightjack a Moral Scapegoat is a character in fictional media which would generally be regarded as evil, however the story attempts to excuse this behavior because of prior events or experiences like Trauma, personal vendettas etc.
I don't enjoy books with Moral Scapegoats
by Cluttrd November 10, 2024
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moralogy

names of faggots who try to make their Playstation Network name sound cool and edgy, but in reality have never felt the touch of a woman.
Dude 1: I just got killed by some kid name moralogy

Dude 2: Oh yeah, lets change servers
by yourdaddysgirl November 21, 2024
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Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn
“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)
by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024
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