Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

monk mode

monk mode is a state of heightened asceticism and unwavering concentration on one's personal ambitions, physical well-being, and long-term aspirations, characterized by the rigorous exclusion of extraneous distractions and external interferences

These girls be wildin’, it’s time to go monk mode and focus on me.

by bassett July 01, 2024

Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003

baby monke

A monke that is a baby

William was just born, he's a baby monke

by Wechatwang November 22, 2021

Dutch Monk

An all male 3-way-69

I went home with these two guys and we Dutch Monked for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 03, 2021

Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 24, 2012

sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming

“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”

by Reeeeman2021 June 15, 2021