monke

A colloquial term referring to all non-human primates.

Austin: reject humanity return to monke
Leroy: what does that mean??
Austin: it means i want to be an orangutan
Leroy: Um.... You know orangutans are great apes right? haha such an idiot
Austin: I'm aware of the classification between monkeys and great apes, it's a subject I'm obviously quite passionate about. You need to understand that people don't use scientific language in day-to-day circumstances and that the word monke is colloquially understood to refer to all non-human primates.

by Jeremy ''From Wyoming'' Sutton October 17, 2021

Monke drip

Like monke drip drip but less poggers

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

silly.em0.monke

means to be so incredible cringe that even hellen keller crys

hellen keller cried because of the persons absolute silly.em0.monke

by i spilled sprite on my turkey❤ December 9, 2023

Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D

"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"

by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022

monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016

Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025