Because Minecraft

The only excuse that is always valid.

"Steven, why isn't your homework done?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."

"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."

by 360Genius April 29, 2021

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2D Minecraft

Terraria.

Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 02, 2023

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Minecraft Equation

An equation that scientifically proves the location of specific materials in the game of "Minecraft"

Sponge: According to the Minecraft equation, Where there is Lapis, there is Diamonds
Kyle: You're a Fucking retard

by TravistheMoonStar February 07, 2017

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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)

by Sexydimma June 16, 2012

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dirty minecraft

The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.

"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"

"yeah it was totally griefed!"

by mr. 10100101010 September 20, 2011

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