What does Mickey say?

What time is it?
Look at your Mickey Mouse watch a tell me what time it is.

Dude one: What does Mickey say?

Dude two: 11:30

Dude one: DAMN! I'm late for work again.

by sleddood May 24, 2009

Riding with Mickey

Receiving any sexual act in the back of a moving vehicle while watching a Disney movie.

getting head in the back of a van at the Dairy Queen drive through while watching Toy Story.

Seriously, I've seen it happen

by anonymous July 27, 2005

Quick Mickey

An extremely high-performance, low-profile tired, sporty-wheeled, non-Asian import car of the mid-2000's with a savvy nerdbomber owner attempting to achieve a more "modern" looking vehicle. With proper placement of a nose, whiskers and tail, the car would look like a fast mouse zooming down California freeways in search of kittens to taunt and tease.

Take a look at that Quick Mickey over there--no doubt he's out on the prowl.

by Elaine Who October 18, 2012

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 29, 2012

Sideways Mickey Mouse

Getting an HJ on the space mountain roller coaster

Ryan got a sideways Mickey Mouse yesterday

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013

Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

by CocoYetea May 2, 2019