Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011
Get the Hot Messmug. When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.
by unlearn777 April 1, 2017
Get the sissy messmug. by anonymous November 8, 2020
Get the Minge messmug. (n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008
Get the messy-messmug. Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019
Get the Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the atticmug. 
A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.
Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.
Person B: I did.
Person A: What did you drink?
Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
Person B: I did.
Person A: What did you drink?
Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
Get the carbonated messmug.