Wreck a mended

A girl who is really loose but still get fucked

Becky is a wreck a mended but even tho shes fucked so many people id still smash

by Og savage February 20, 2017

pay the meater

When you give someone a blowjob to get out of trouble.

Yo, I'm so lucky i didn't get a ticket but I had to pay the meater

by Tystewy412 November 24, 2017

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

Dust'n the Mantel

Dusting off the mantel to put your trophy on it.

"I'm dust'n the mantel" Trash talking to someone when you're about ready to win a game and bring home a trophy for the mantel!

by Shawnpdx November 8, 2023

beateth thine meateth

The Shakespearean way to refer to beating of the meat.

aamir you must stop the beateth thine meateth

by hugepp69420 November 24, 2023

Spence da mence

A very talented dj and really popular "cool guy" who fell from grace after diddling a couple kids. Died in prison after a particularly violent gang raping

You what up fam it's DJ Spence da Mence! I'm on air today to clear up a nasty rumor about me that I diddled some kids. I don't diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids. Go Sabres!!! Hey duuuuuuuude!!!!

by Agayguy March 1, 2024