A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023
Get the Jones Luckmug. by clarisselaruesgf January 18, 2025
Get the Good luck, babe!mug. by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018
Get the Bryan’s luckmug. Dream Luck means when somenoe is very lucky at a game, this makes reference when dream got a really lucky speedrun, because he had a mod turned on when doing the speedrun.
by MajorisGuardian December 27, 2021
Get the Dream Luckmug. “hey man im going to stephanie’s tonight you know what that means” “ cmon man we know you’re a luck gerbail and get little to no poompah”
by might be james-ferrell September 27, 2023
Get the luck gerbailmug. by Totally not Kunde June 5, 2017
Get the Luckmug. The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
Get the Brad luckmug.