Looking for Diagon Alley

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.

Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!

by Robot_House February 24, 2011

Lockyness

The act of forgetting events, days and times on a regular basis.

''That was pure Lockyness, she forgot to pick the kid up from school at the right time AGAIN!!''

by Lockyness2012 July 22, 2012

Licking the Pudden' Cup

Giving an anal rim job to someone after they took a Mexican Mudslide without wiping.

Damn, that dude is licking the pudden' cup. That chick must have had tacos for lunch!

by Cue Ball August 31, 2013

looking bravo

looking totally awesome

you are looking bravo

by :)loveit November 30, 2013

looking for alice

Taking multiple substances which will take your mind to great heights.

Went looking for alice and I discovered the meaning of life man.

by alicegotlostinwonderland February 4, 2014

Looking Strikeout

Part of the relationship base system. Means to not even ask someone out, thus making no progress.

Bro, how are thinks with you and Jill?

I decided to not ask her. I got a looking strikeout.

by jrush0815 September 18, 2016

licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017