Lip Lasso'd

To convince or trick. Talking someone into something they don't necessarily want/need. Most commonly used by door-to-door sales people and restaurant servers.

That little girl just lip lasso'd me into buying 10 boxes of cookies I don't even like.

by AppleCrisp November 10, 2010

Chowder Lip

Finishing yourself off by hand And pumping your creamy man chowder all over his or her upper lip.

She was doing sloppy top on me so good I was bout to bust so I pulled her head back and finished myself off by hand and gave her the old chowder lip.

by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020

lip taint

The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.

Johnny's mustache will not grow in his lip taint.

by seerowdy January 10, 2014

Leaky Lips

Fanny lips dripping with an arrangement of bodily fluids.

the ominous "sweat" patch in the vaginal area... that's leaky lips.

by leakyliplover October 24, 2010

whip lips

the numbness, chapped-ness, peeling etc of lips after doing whip its straight out of the cracker

Her whip lips were really bad, they started to bleed. I told her to stick with the balloon.

by !NV!NC!BLE December 27, 2011

Lip Curd

A viscous deposit or remnant of sexual fluid or fluids on the lips. For example, a hot rope of man jizz laid across the lips. Also, an amalgam of booty juice from eating ass my result in a lip curd.

Rachel used her own panties to wipe the lip curd I roped all over her mouth.

I ate a dude’s ass last night and well......he wasn’t too clean. I got a stanky lip curd.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

dutchy lips

Lips that have resin on them because of recent blunt smoking, more specifically Dutch Masters

Jack you been smoking? I see them dutchy lips.

by pleta January 1, 2017