Hey Mary, do you remember the time little Johnny was 6 months old and the DEA broke down the door, raided the house, arrested your husband Mo and strip searched you?
That’s what ya call a - Lesterfuck
That’s what ya call a - Lesterfuck
by Dragon Mary June 23, 2023
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person 1: omg is there any hobbies, something you excel at?
person 2: no i’m such a lestappensfx, don’t have any talents
person 2: no i’m such a lestappensfx, don’t have any talents
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The Chair of the Student Union just wrote in the Student Newsletter about how she affirmed her feminism and commitment to fighting period poverty by placing a sign and a little basket of tampons in the unisex toilets at Claridge's. She's completely Leftymental.
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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That song GoOd Night is so fire bro
Fire? Who the fuck uses fire bro you're a dork
What the hell, why're you treating me like a lewtype right now.
Fire? Who the fuck uses fire bro you're a dork
What the hell, why're you treating me like a lewtype right now.
by Calireaper October 9, 2023
Get the lewtype mug.This disease is commonly found one little junkies named: 'Lester'. Side affect of this disease is that they get the urge to play a game called: 'Fortnite' for multiple hours a day. If they come outside (wich is very rare) there consittered a 'Kanker homo' or 'domkopje'.
LESTER HAS LESTERITUS
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