Lame

A word that some girls, particularly the shallow ones, label guys who are intelligent, shy or both. The word nerd also comes to mind. I don't understand that logic, but that's how some girls are, I guess.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there. Why's he looking all shy? Guys aren't supposed to be shy.
Girl 2: Maybe it's because he's a lame. I bet he doesn't have any friends.
Girl 3: Don't judge that man! For all we know, he may be really intelligent and nice. We should get to...
Girl 2: Yeah, whatever. I still think he's a lame.
Girl 1: You said it, girl. Shy guys are lame.
Girl 3: *sighs*

by Jeff the Outsider March 17, 2009

Lakeshore moment

When someone has a moment of distinct stupidity and/or ignorance; can be synonymous with blonde moment; derived from Lakeshore High School in St. Clair Shores, Michigan and mostly used by future, current, and former students of rival school Lakeview.

Wow. He was really stupid there. Must've been a Lakeshore moment.

by Aiden Caleb August 4, 2008

lame beans

lame, stupid, the opposite of cool beans

Girl 1: "Oh my gawdd, those stupid freshman copied me!"
Girl 2: "Pfft...they're lame beans."

by Gwen Fan February 16, 2008

Lame

Lame (adj) A description of a person or persons who continuously demonstrate weak behavior showing little or no integrity or respect for others wishes due to their own self indulgent obsession with a particular situation. Usually due to ingestion of large amounts of GHB and/or meth combined with sex between incredibly narcissistic individuals. Aka" Circuit Trash". These individuals usually use their lack of self respect as an excuse for their bad behavior.

Lamazoid (adj) - a person who is so continuously lame that they inspire the creation of their own descriptive phrase.

Hey dude, I'm sorry you got arrested for possession. I didn't realize my lame drug dealing lover would use your car as a place to stash his stuff while he distributed it at the club. Is it my fault he over dosed in your car and passed out? I promise next time after you get out of jail we'll let you know first and maybe even share some of the profits.

Hey dude, my lamazoid lover is a professional who proactively hired a lawyer to get him off in anticipation of being arrested. Let this be a lesson to you next time.

by caprock123 August 2, 2010

lame

a fake ass dude. a dude who tries to be hard but is not.

"Man don't mess with that dude, he's a lame."

by cory tee January 7, 2007

lame stream media

Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.

Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.

Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."

Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Lamecube

What an asshole would use as a nickname for the GameCube. Everyone knows that the GameCube is superior to the PS2 in every way, apart from the amount of crap useless games and overall shitness, but out-done by the Xbox by it's graphical prowess and library of classic games.

Me: Man, that's my second PS2 that broken now, piece of shit Sony cunts... Fuck it, I'll play Tales of Symphonia on my Cube or Shenmue II on my Xbox.

Guy: LOL LAMECUBE SUXXX PLAY SAN ANDREAS ON PS2 1!

Me: I've got that on Xbox you n00b.

by Sony February 11, 2006