When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 07, 2023
by rekostar May 29, 2021
I swear to God this guy will graze your junk while looking you straight in the eyes and then go bang a stripper
Donnie Lord Luck and I are about to go to the strip club but first he has feel me up in front of my parents
by Charismatic monkey January 31, 2018
by Mindofakind November 19, 2023
Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
by The blessed February 04, 2024