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Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
by rds1840 September 25, 2011
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Licking Nickels

Bro, she didn't tell me she was on her period, it's tasted like I was 'licking nickels'.
by NewAgeTongue September 2, 2017
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plate licking

The act of eating everything off your plate by way of licking.
Hey tommy, check out the lard ass plate licking in the corner.

2nd example: innocent plate licker- Can i haz seconds?
innocent plate lickers mother- no, eat whats on your face first.
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Hittin licks

Where's Bob?

Oh he's just out hittin licks.
by Issaslap January 23, 2019
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Elbow Lick

More than amazing...It's the ultimate act of gratification.
"If I could actually lick my own elbows, I'd never leave the house!"
by I love Boris August 8, 2003
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Big licks

When someone is getting to big for there boots and starts giving lare and abuse to you. Then you tell them to stop giving it Big Licks
Bob: You've got a big nose.
Gary: Stop giving it 'big licks'!
by Ian Warrington October 23, 2007
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Lick Me

When you want someone to lick you. Pretty straight forward guys.
Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Lick me.
Person 1: What?

Person 2: Lick Me.
Person 1: What you mean?
Person 2: I want you to lick me. like with your tongue. Now.
by JohnAginDawson October 2, 2014
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