Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023

the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.

My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.

by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016

Kenny AF

When something is really sexy it's kenny AF. The expression is believed to be derived from sex music maestro Kenny G.

Damn, that beard makes him kenny af

by Slouchy Sloth May 2, 2019

Kenny

Someone who always is hurt or almost dies because of other people but always comes back right after and isn't really affected by it.

Person 1: They killed Kenny!
Person 2: Those bastards!

by savagejay0409 February 25, 2023

Kenny diamond

a random indonesian guy who is obsessed with cars.

guy- what type of car is that kenny?

kenny diamond - that's a Mazda 69 with a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C engine

by Cool gay guy 73747364 September 11, 2022

Kenny Bezerz

Lengest white boy i know and he’s hard at pro clubs

Kenny Bezerz is so sexy i’d shag him

by Shush 🤫 October 2, 2021

Kenni

HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.

Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021