Ken

A bitch ass mother fucker who spams time machine after I denied him Mewtwo once.

That mother fucker Ken won’t stop spamming Time Machine on me while playing Pokemon Master Trainer because I stopped him from getting Mewtwo.

by Lapis Cold July 15, 2025

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Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

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Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

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Kens

Small copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body boy. In desperate need of a personality transplant.

Omg you got a small kens? I ain’t giving you my cherry baby!

Oh no! You’re a kens! You don’t even deserve capital letters baby!

by nutsykukkoo March 5, 2025

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